AKA, OBAMA POLICY FAQ.
Watching the Presidential press conference tonight, I was reminded of the FAQ section of many of the websites out there. You know, you’ve seen them … They are those advertising bullets disguised as questions that people ask about the product or service …
Question: “Can I use Tide on my permanent press?” Answer: “Of course! Tide is your ONE SOURCE laundry detergent for everything from your unmentionables to your delicates.”
Question: “Can I use Tide in cold water?” Answer: “Of course! You can use Tide in hot, warm, or cold water, and it will clean just as effectively because of our super secret superior formulation”
He started off with a statement about what all he’s done to effect the recovery of the “deepest financial crisis since the Great Depression”
He then addressed the AIG fiasco, including appropriately controlled outrage (feigned, I’m sure)…
He then reiterated the importance of passing the budget as written, although he later said that he realizes that congress doesn’t just Xerox and sign the budget that he wrote, so that they all could go home …
When asked whether he would sign it without two key elements, he declined to answer the question… He provided an answer, but did not answer the question.
Remember these elements, folks, as you will soon notice a familiar theme in every instance where he gets in front of a camera …
1. health care reform to make entitlement programs more efficient … (remember Soylent Green)
b. reduce deficit by half by the end of his first term (he can do this by bringing about 100,000 troops home from iraq)
IV. cap in trade, which ushers in a new energy era, and prices pollution… (you can call it whatever you want, but it boils down to an energy tax. Come on, do you REALLY think that businesses that have high energy usage will not pass this pollution tax on to the consumer / end user? You do? I’ve got some swampland in Florida for you …)
D. invest in education … this is important to keep those 25 teachers and 15 police officers working through the remainder of his term. He likes to remind us that he kept those teachers and police officers employed with the 900 Billion dollar (Billion with a B) giveaway, aka the economic stimulus package, which we ALL KNOW is just a HUGE pork barrel.
>. invest in infrastructure … I honestly think he has no clue what this means, but like so many executives, he tosses it about because it SOUNDS COOL.
Then came the Q&A session. This was really the meat and potatoes of the FAQ session.
The question dealt with how to pare down the military budget, while maintaining the safety of our country and also of the troops, and without cutting VA programs. The president then reminded us that he is INCREASING funding for the VA (to show his support for the military), and still managed to find a spare 40 Billion with a B dollars by making the procurement process a bit more efficient. That 40 Billion with a B dollars might come in handy for either paying the AIG bonuses for next year, or for clearing up the Obama Cabinet’s tax issues. Either way, it goes back in to the federal coffers to be doled out when he needs to boost his popularity again…
Anne Compton … hard nosed whitehouse reporter, asked him about race and whether it has come up in any of the committee meetings or discussions that he has had with congress or his cabinet or heads of state, or if his first 64 days been relatively colorblind ….
Way to go Anne, nice hard hitting question to the president … was that question a plant to make sure that Obama talked about how very concerned he is about the state of the economy?
There was another softball question, this one about embryonic stem cell research…He mentioned how he wrestled with this issue but feels he’s doing the right thing by lifting the ban on embryonic stem cell research. He’s all about doing the right thing, you know.
He was asked about his pledge to bring peace to the middle east, and how likely is it now that the Palestinians don’t want a two state solution, and the Israeli prime minister insults Arabs … He gave a good answer without saying a damn thing, but managed to plug all of his taglines in his answer…
health care reform to make entitlement programs more efficient
reduce deficit by half by the end of his first term
cap in trade / new energy era / prices pollution
invest in education
invest in infrastructure
and said that just as we can have hope for a future of prosperity, we can have hope for a peaceful middle east …
That tells me that we will see NEITHER during his administration … Let me translate for you …
We have as much chance of having a prosperous future as we have chances for peace in the middle east. Remember, we are dealing with Orwellian terms here. Leftist politicos tend to prefer things that way.