So, from all that I have heard, everyone is awaiting the economic stimulus package that President-elect Obama is going to propose. Many media types are praising his promise that this bill will contain no pork. The Democrats will not allow any earmarks. No Pork … ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????????
Why the hell is everyone so in awe of this man that they can’t see the forest for the trees??? His proposal is for, at a MINIMUM, 775 BILLION (WITH A B) DOLLARS. That is 775 THOUSAND MILLION DOLLARS. $775,000,000,000.00. What is the money going for?
Well, it’s likely going to various places … possibly another stimulus check for the general populace. Yeah, send me another 1200, and then bill me for it over the next 30 years, over and over and over again. Some is supposed to go to “building the infrastructure to support job growth in the civilian sector for the future.” Whatever the hell that means… and some of it is going to increasing the federal payroll by some 600,000 jobs. There will be some for health care and other areas …There is no pork? COME ON!!!! The whole friggin package is pork. No pork, my friggin ass.
My favorite part of the bailout saga, however, is the most recent development. It seems that the adult entertainment industry has been hit pretty hard by the recent financial “crisis”, and they are seeking assistance from the Feds. They, specifically, are Larry Flynt and Joe Francis. Now, anyone who’s been around the block more than a couple of times will know that Larry Flynt is the publisher of Hustler magazine, and is no stranger to the courts OR to constitutional issues such as the freedom of the press. Joe Francis, however may be a relative unknown to most. He was to me until he was identified as “the Girls Gone Wild guy”.
I laughed when I first heard that they were asking for a bailout. But the more I thought about it, the more I said to myself, “you go Larry” I know that they don’t expect to get the money. However, they are trying to make a point. I don’t know how big of a civil libertarian Joe Francis is, but Larry Flynt is pretty big on individual liberties.
I don’t expect that their request will get much attention, but it’s a shame, because it points out the complete illegality of the bailouts, PERIOD. My guess is that if it gets any print space at all, it will probably be on the third page of the second section of the local paper.